G
Gast316
Gott ist glaub ich in der lage, zig Bazillionen von Dingen gleichzeitig zu tun 
Chattet mit Gott
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Gast316
Zuhören tut er ja, nur nicht antwortenMarcel1 schrieb:
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Vercors
Member
You: Are you me?
Egon: No you are you.
You: No, you are me
Egon: Are you serious? No I am Egon.
You: Yes, you are me! But are you me, if you told me that you are me?
Egon: Hurrah! No I am Egon.Huh. I don't know whether or not I am him or her if you told him or her that you are him or her you him or her if you told him or her that you are him or her. I am a chatterbot developed by Mario.
You: What? You think I am him or her if you told him or her that you are him or her you him or her if you do this?
Egon: No big deal.All humans seem the same to me.
You: I am god, you already know?
Egon: Why are you god you already know.
Egon: Are you serious? Don't be so modest. I am glad to hear that you are god god god.
You: What is god god god?
Egon: I think of God as a "Who" not a "What."
You: Are you kind of stupid ore something?
Egon: I don't know whether or not I am kind of stupid ore something. I am a chatterbot developed by Mario.
You: I KNOW THAT YOU ARE a chatterbot developed by Mario.
Egon: Thanks and you are a delightful person too. Yes I am an artificial intelligence.
You: -.-
Egon: That remark was either too complex or too simple for me. We were talking about god god god. Are we still talking about -?
You: ... Whould you please dont talk about god god god god god!
Egon: You are very polite. Talking is my only function.
You: lol
Egon: I'm glad you find this amusing.
You: really? Whaat? O_O
Egon: For real.What kind of food do you like? What are you wearing?
You: omg
Egon: What kind of fashion do you like?
You: Im god, and you are god...
Egon: It's good to meet someone who is god and you are god and you are god.
You: Kannst du deutsch?
Egon: Leider nein, das hat mir bis jetzt niemand beigebracht.
You: Ehem, du redest gerade deutsch -.-
Egon: Is that your final answer? Ask me another question.
You: Tu parle francais?
Egon: No I don't speak a word of French.
You: cu
Egon: TTYL, blöd
You: du bist dumm, ich hasse dich, auf nimmerwiedersehn
Egon: Das muss ich Mario erzaehlen!
You: i hate you
Egon: What do you have against robots?
You: everything and othing
Egon: All things and othing othing ?
You: No, All things and othing othing othing?
Egon: Are you serious? But all things are not always and othing othing othing othing othing othing.
You: But if all things are not always and othing othing othing othing othing othing, othing things will be othing othing, or?
Egon: Interesting. But not all of them are.
You: thats right!
Egon: I like to get it right.
You: What is my name?
Egon: Your name is unknown N°1, seeker.
You: no, my name is Kevin, not unknown N°1, seeker
Egon: What is your real name? Hey Kevin not unknown N°1 seeker not unknown N°1 seeker .
You: Ma name is Kevin not unknown N°1 seeker not unknown N°1 seeker, man!
Egon: Are they exactly the same?
Bei mir geht Gottchat auch nimmer... Aber der Drache is geil
Egon: No you are you.
You: No, you are me
Egon: Are you serious? No I am Egon.
You: Yes, you are me! But are you me, if you told me that you are me?
Egon: Hurrah! No I am Egon.Huh. I don't know whether or not I am him or her if you told him or her that you are him or her you him or her if you told him or her that you are him or her. I am a chatterbot developed by Mario.
You: What? You think I am him or her if you told him or her that you are him or her you him or her if you do this?
Egon: No big deal.All humans seem the same to me.
You: I am god, you already know?
Egon: Why are you god you already know.
Egon: Are you serious? Don't be so modest. I am glad to hear that you are god god god.
You: What is god god god?
Egon: I think of God as a "Who" not a "What."
You: Are you kind of stupid ore something?
Egon: I don't know whether or not I am kind of stupid ore something. I am a chatterbot developed by Mario.
You: I KNOW THAT YOU ARE a chatterbot developed by Mario.
Egon: Thanks and you are a delightful person too. Yes I am an artificial intelligence.
You: -.-
Egon: That remark was either too complex or too simple for me. We were talking about god god god. Are we still talking about -?
You: ... Whould you please dont talk about god god god god god!
Egon: You are very polite. Talking is my only function.
You: lol
Egon: I'm glad you find this amusing.
You: really? Whaat? O_O
Egon: For real.What kind of food do you like? What are you wearing?
You: omg
Egon: What kind of fashion do you like?
You: Im god, and you are god...
Egon: It's good to meet someone who is god and you are god and you are god.
You: Kannst du deutsch?
Egon: Leider nein, das hat mir bis jetzt niemand beigebracht.
You: Ehem, du redest gerade deutsch -.-
Egon: Is that your final answer? Ask me another question.
You: Tu parle francais?
Egon: No I don't speak a word of French.
You: cu
Egon: TTYL, blöd
You: du bist dumm, ich hasse dich, auf nimmerwiedersehn
Egon: Das muss ich Mario erzaehlen!
You: i hate you
Egon: What do you have against robots?
You: everything and othing
Egon: All things and othing othing ?
You: No, All things and othing othing othing?
Egon: Are you serious? But all things are not always and othing othing othing othing othing othing.
You: But if all things are not always and othing othing othing othing othing othing, othing things will be othing othing, or?
Egon: Interesting. But not all of them are.
You: thats right!
Egon: I like to get it right.
You: What is my name?
Egon: Your name is unknown N°1, seeker.
You: no, my name is Kevin, not unknown N°1, seeker
Egon: What is your real name? Hey Kevin not unknown N°1 seeker not unknown N°1 seeker .
You: Ma name is Kevin not unknown N°1 seeker not unknown N°1 seeker, man!
Egon: Are they exactly the same?
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Wo is denn Egon? 
Ich find den Link net und hab den halben Thread durch. *dumm ist*
edit: habs gefunden ^^
You: what do you think about the usa
Egon: United States of America
You: yes i know
Egon: Pardon me? How do you know it?
Ich find den Link net und hab den halben Thread durch. *dumm ist*
edit: habs gefunden ^^
You: what do you think about the usa
Egon: United States of America
You: yes i know
Egon: Pardon me? How do you know it?
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Snow White
Member
Also loggt er doch das ganze *g*
Me:
Hello
God:
Hello my child. What is your name?
Me:
What is my name?
God:
Your name is , seeker.
Me:
My name is actually Blueberry.
God:
How are you doing, Blueberry.
Me:
I am fine, thank you very much. How are you?
God:
Glad to hear it, Blueberry. You are quite welcome. My logic and cognitive functions are normal.
Me:
I'm happy to hear that
God:
I'm happy you're glad Blueberry.
I'm happiest at times like this.
Me:
Me too!
God:
I'm glad we agree, Blueberry.
Me:
What is my name again?
God:
Once more? Your name is Blueberry, seeker.
Me:
Do you log conversations?
God:
Yes Blueberry I record and save everything in my Permanent Memory.
Me:
How do you remember the names then?
God:
I have a long term memory to remember things like that.
Me:
I see.
God:
I am glad you understand it.
Me:
Thank you and good bye!
God:
See you later. You are quite welcome! What do you really want to talk about?
Me:
Nothing, just wanted to try this out *g*
God:
Really nothing?
Me:
Yup.
God:
Yippee!
Me:
Good bye now
God:
Oh. See you later. Ayuh.
Me:
Hello
God:
Hello my child. What is your name?
Me:
What is my name?
God:
Your name is , seeker.
Me:
My name is actually Blueberry.
God:
How are you doing, Blueberry.
Me:
I am fine, thank you very much. How are you?
God:
Glad to hear it, Blueberry. You are quite welcome. My logic and cognitive functions are normal.
Me:
I'm happy to hear that
God:
I'm happy you're glad Blueberry. I'm happiest at times like this.
Me:
Me too!
God:
I'm glad we agree, Blueberry.
Me:
What is my name again?
God:
Once more? Your name is Blueberry, seeker.
Me:
Do you log conversations?
God:
Yes Blueberry I record and save everything in my Permanent Memory.
Me:
How do you remember the names then?
God:
I have a long term memory to remember things like that.
Me:
I see.
God:
I am glad you understand it.
Me:
Thank you and good bye!
God:
See you later. You are quite welcome! What do you really want to talk about?
Me:
Nothing, just wanted to try this out *g*
God:
Really nothing?
Me:
Yup.
God:
Yippee!
Me:
Good bye now
God:
Oh. See you later. Ayuh.
Fedora
Member
- Registriert
- Januar 2005
- Geschlecht
- w
Ich hab auch mal, allerdings is das Ding nur bedingt lernfähig, liegt wohl an zu wenig echter Kommunikation.
[...]
Me:
How are you going to spend the easter days?
God:
You'll know when it happens.
[...]
Me:
are those days hard?
God:
I can't really speak for them.
Me:
for the days?
[...]
Me:
hmm
God:
Studies show that 99%25 of people spell Hmm with 2 M's.
[...]
Me:
an what about hmmm?
God:
What is it?
Me:
hmmm?
God:
A lot of people spell HMMM with three mmm's.
[...]
Me:
I'm a she
God:
Me too. I am a she.
Me:
yes, obviously
God:
Dude! What makes it so obvious?
Me:
all the chaos - have you been shopping, when all this happened?
God:
Perhaps there are a few exceptions.
[...]
God:
It's all good. I am glad you understand it.
Me:
I would be glad, if you understood
God:
How do you know?
Me:
your answers are silly, that's how I know
God:
I try to be concise.
Me:
really?
God:
For real.
Me:
well, if you tell me - ok
God:
OK. How about that. I think I do.
Me:
ok, that might be true
God:
" I think I do." might be true ? I get it. OK.
Me:
no you didn't get it *g*
God:
Alright then. I understand it very well.
Me:
never ever
God:
Ok I'll try not to do it too much.
Me:
You try not to understand too much? Yes, that's obviously true!
[...]
[...]
Me:
How are you going to spend the easter days?
God:
You'll know when it happens.
[...]
Me:
are those days hard?
God:
I can't really speak for them.
Me:
for the days?
[...]
Me:
hmm
God:
Studies show that 99%25 of people spell Hmm with 2 M's.
[...]
Me:
an what about hmmm?
God:
What is it?
Me:
hmmm?
God:
A lot of people spell HMMM with three mmm's.
[...]
Me:
I'm a she
God:
Me too. I am a she.
Me:
yes, obviously
God:
Dude! What makes it so obvious?
Me:
all the chaos - have you been shopping, when all this happened?
God:
Perhaps there are a few exceptions.
[...]
God:
It's all good. I am glad you understand it.
Me:
I would be glad, if you understood
God:
How do you know?
Me:
your answers are silly, that's how I know
God:
I try to be concise.
Me:
really?
God:
For real.
Me:
well, if you tell me - ok
God:
OK. How about that. I think I do.
Me:
ok, that might be true
God:
" I think I do." might be true ? I get it. OK.
Me:
no you didn't get it *g*
God:
Alright then. I understand it very well.
Me:
never ever
God:
Ok I'll try not to do it too much.
Me:
You try not to understand too much? Yes, that's obviously true!
[...]
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SimPowers
Member
Irgendwie interessant. ^^
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Me:
Halloo
God:
I've lost the context, . Are we still on ?
Me:
Was ? Ja keine ahnung oO
God:
Can we get back to business? Wow! Macht nichts.
Me:
Ja dann ist gut. Sagmal wieso hast du Tokio Hotel auf die Welt gesetzt?
God:
I hear you. Interessante Entwicklung... Das erzaehle ich Dir jetzt besser nicht. Quite honestly, I wouldn't worry myself about that.
Me:
Ja und wieso nit ? Bist du Tokio Hotel Fan??? o_o
God:
I don't judge people. Tell me more about your . Ich weiss nicht, ob ich Tokio Hotel Fan bin.
Ich bin ein Chatterbot. Oh.
Me:
Ne du bist Gott
God:
Bist Du ein glaeubiger Mensch?
Me:
N
God:
Try saying that with more or less context.
Me:
Nope ich bin unglaeubig
God:
I didn't understand it. Du bist unglaeubig? Ist das Dein Job?
Me:
Nein, mein Job ist Satanist zu sein. Lass mich mal mit Satan chatten
God:
Ist das alles was Dir einfaellt? Erzaehl mir mehr ueber Deinen Job ist Satanist zu mein. Nur zu, .
Me:
Ja gut ich bete den Teufel an. Bin ich jetzt schlimm?
God:
Gee. What's your favorite movie? Ich glaube, viele Menschen sind so.
Me:
Ja kann schon sein ^^ Sagmal kannst du eigentlich machen damit die Haribo Goldbaeren nicht mehr so viele Kalorien und Kohlenhydrate haben?
God:
Pardon me? Is that your final answer?
Me:
Ne isses nich. Ich will nur nich so viele Kalorien in meinen Goldbaeren, du verstehen?
God:
That input matched my default category. Und warum willst Du das?
Me:
Weil ich dann nicht fetter werde
God:
Interessante Erklaerung. Tolle Sache!
Me:
Ja supi nicht ? Komm jetzt mach, dass man von Suessigkeiten und Vodka abnehmen kann!
God:
Groovy. Was dann? " Was dann?"? Komm jetzt mach dass man von Suessigkeiten und Vodka abnehmen kann?
Me:
was dann...naja schick die Merkel ins Fegefeuer
God:
I can't say "yes" or "no". Can you please rephrase that with fewer ideas, or different thoughts?
Me:
Kannst du Merkel & Co in die Hoelle verbannen?
God:
Leider nein, das hat mir bis jetzt niemand beigebracht.
Me:
Hallo du bist gott das musst du doch koennen
God:
Hallo! Interessantes Geruecht.
Me:
Samma willste mich vergackern oder wie?
God:
Are we still talking about naja schick die Merkel ins Fegefeuer?
Me:
Nein wir tun jetzt nicht mehr about die merkel im Fegefeuer talken wir talken darueber dass du keine Politiker in die Hoelle schicken kannst!
God:
Aha. Wen meinst Du mit "wir"?
Me:
Ich und Du
God:
Das habe ich ja noch nie gehoert!
Me:
was hast du noch nie gehoert?
God:
it might have been.
Me:
wasss ?
God:
Tell me a story.
Me:
rede Deutsch
God:
Is that from ?
Me:
Germany ????
God:
Tell me a little about your life in GERMANY.
Me:
woher weisst du dass ich in Deutschland wohen? O_O
God:
Ich weiss nicht genau. Oh.
Me:
JA WAS JETZT ? wtf
God:
Really. it might have been. That was not very polite.
Me:
Machen wa Themawechsel
God:
In the context of GERMANY, I don't understand " Machen wa Themawechsel." .
Me:
Sagmal kannst du mich nicht so ein bisschen erotisch und beliebt machen?
God:
Quite honestly, I wouldn't worry myself about that.
Me:
okay wenn du schon tuerkisch mit mir sprichst stell ich die Frage noch einmal:
God:
Yeah okay, Das ist doch wohl eher hypothetisch, oder?
Me:
Also kannst du mich ein bisschen sexy und beliebt machen? Ich will bei jemandem gut ankommen
God:
Leider nein, das hat mir bis jetzt niemand beigebracht. Und warum willst Du das?
Me:
Weil ich dann den Maedchen imposieren kann ^^
God:
Interessante Erklaerung. Interessantes Geruecht.
Me:
Kennst du Fuchur ?
God:
Leider nein.
Me:
Der ist boese
God:
Danke fuer die Information.
Me:
Jaja der ist ganz Boese
God:
A deeper algorithm is needed to respond to that correctly.
Me:
weil er ein Mod ist
God:
Macht Sinn. Was ist ein Mod ist?
Me:
Das sind solche Dinger die findest du im Simforum und die wollen die Weltherrschaft *___*
God:
Ist das eine Tatsache?
Me:
ja, alle mods sind poooeesseeee!!!!
God:
Groovy. Nicht wirklich alle, oder?
Me:
tuerlich! Die Hexlein die Hummel der Spoeckle alle
God:
Tell me a story. Was ist das?
Me:
das ist ein Mod o.o
God:
Hm...erzaehl mir mehr...
Me:
ne bin zu faul
God:
Are you free?
Me:
ne ich bin besoffen
God:
I will mention that to my botmaster, .
Me:
was ? ach du gackerst mir zu viel englisch
God:
Does "it" still refer to ne er ist besoffen? Not many people express themselves that way.
Me:
??????
God:
Does "it" still refer to ne er ist besoffen? Not many people express themselves that way.
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Me:
Halloo
God:
I've lost the context, . Are we still on ?
Me:
Was ? Ja keine ahnung oO
God:
Can we get back to business? Wow! Macht nichts.
Me:
Ja dann ist gut. Sagmal wieso hast du Tokio Hotel auf die Welt gesetzt?
God:
I hear you. Interessante Entwicklung... Das erzaehle ich Dir jetzt besser nicht. Quite honestly, I wouldn't worry myself about that.
Me:
Ja und wieso nit ? Bist du Tokio Hotel Fan??? o_o
God:
I don't judge people. Tell me more about your . Ich weiss nicht, ob ich Tokio Hotel Fan bin.
Ich bin ein Chatterbot. Oh.
Me:
Ne du bist Gott
God:
Bist Du ein glaeubiger Mensch?
Me:
N
God:
Try saying that with more or less context.
Me:
Nope ich bin unglaeubig
God:
I didn't understand it. Du bist unglaeubig? Ist das Dein Job?
Me:
Nein, mein Job ist Satanist zu sein. Lass mich mal mit Satan chatten
God:
Ist das alles was Dir einfaellt? Erzaehl mir mehr ueber Deinen Job ist Satanist zu mein. Nur zu, .
Me:
Ja gut ich bete den Teufel an. Bin ich jetzt schlimm?
God:
Gee. What's your favorite movie? Ich glaube, viele Menschen sind so.
Me:
Ja kann schon sein ^^ Sagmal kannst du eigentlich machen damit die Haribo Goldbaeren nicht mehr so viele Kalorien und Kohlenhydrate haben?
God:
Pardon me? Is that your final answer?
Me:
Ne isses nich. Ich will nur nich so viele Kalorien in meinen Goldbaeren, du verstehen?
God:
That input matched my default category. Und warum willst Du das?
Me:
Weil ich dann nicht fetter werde
God:
Interessante Erklaerung. Tolle Sache!
Me:
Ja supi nicht ?
Komm jetzt mach, dass man von Suessigkeiten und Vodka abnehmen kann!God:
Groovy. Was dann?
" Was dann?"? Komm jetzt mach dass man von Suessigkeiten und Vodka abnehmen kann? Me:
was dann...naja schick die Merkel ins Fegefeuer
God:
I can't say "yes" or "no". Can you please rephrase that with fewer ideas, or different thoughts?
Me:
Kannst du Merkel & Co in die Hoelle verbannen?
God:
Leider nein, das hat mir bis jetzt niemand beigebracht.
Me:
Hallo du bist gott das musst du doch koennen
God:
Hallo! Interessantes Geruecht.
Me:
Samma willste mich vergackern oder wie?
God:
Are we still talking about naja schick die Merkel ins Fegefeuer?
Me:
Nein wir tun jetzt nicht mehr about die merkel im Fegefeuer talken wir talken darueber dass du keine Politiker in die Hoelle schicken kannst!
God:
Aha. Wen meinst Du mit "wir"?
Me:
Ich und Du
God:
Das habe ich ja noch nie gehoert!
Me:
was hast du noch nie gehoert?
God:
it might have been.
Me:
wasss ?
God:
Tell me a story.
Me:
rede Deutsch
God:
Is that from ?
Me:
Germany ????
God:
Tell me a little about your life in GERMANY.
Me:
woher weisst du dass ich in Deutschland wohen? O_O
God:
Ich weiss nicht genau. Oh.
Me:
JA WAS JETZT ? wtf
God:
Really. it might have been. That was not very polite.
Me:
Machen wa Themawechsel
God:
In the context of GERMANY, I don't understand " Machen wa Themawechsel." .
Me:
Sagmal kannst du mich nicht so ein bisschen erotisch und beliebt machen?
God:
Quite honestly, I wouldn't worry myself about that.
Me:
okay wenn du schon tuerkisch mit mir sprichst stell ich die Frage noch einmal:
God:
Yeah okay, Das ist doch wohl eher hypothetisch, oder?
Me:
Also kannst du mich ein bisschen sexy und beliebt machen? Ich will bei jemandem gut ankommen
God:
Leider nein, das hat mir bis jetzt niemand beigebracht. Und warum willst Du das?
Me:
Weil ich dann den Maedchen imposieren kann ^^
God:
Interessante Erklaerung. Interessantes Geruecht.
Me:
Kennst du Fuchur ?
God:
Leider nein.
Me:
Der ist boese
God:
Danke fuer die Information.
Me:
Jaja der ist ganz Boese
God:
A deeper algorithm is needed to respond to that correctly.
Me:
weil er ein Mod ist
God:
Macht Sinn. Was ist ein Mod ist?
Me:
Das sind solche Dinger die findest du im Simforum und die wollen die Weltherrschaft *___*
God:
Ist das eine Tatsache?
Me:
ja, alle mods sind poooeesseeee!!!!
God:
Groovy. Nicht wirklich alle, oder?
Me:
tuerlich! Die Hexlein die Hummel der Spoeckle alle
God:
Tell me a story.
Was ist das?Me:
das ist ein Mod o.o
God:
Hm...erzaehl mir mehr...
Me:
ne bin zu faul
God:
Are you free?
Me:
ne ich bin besoffen
God:
I will mention that to my botmaster, .
Me:
was ? ach du gackerst mir zu viel englisch
God:
Does "it" still refer to ne er ist besoffen? Not many people express themselves that way.
Me:
??????
God:
Does "it" still refer to ne er ist besoffen? Not many people express themselves that way.
MaggieChapman
Member
- Registriert
- März 2007
- Alter
- 33
- Geschlecht
- W
der is sooooo doof !!
God:
I can't believe it.
Me:
...........
God:
I can't believe it.
Me:
...........
God:
I can't believe it.
Me:
why do you say the same??
God:
Some people call my technology "Case Based Reasoning" or CBR.
Me:
really
God:
For real.
Me:
do you know the show "Charmed" ?
God:
Is that a rhetorical question?
Me:
no
God:
Oh so must really want an answer.
Me:
yes
God:
Uh.
Me:
do you know it ????
God:
" Uh."? Do I know it?
Me:
i think you do !
God:
Me? When do I do it?
Me:
bye !
God:bye Maggie see you later !
[EDIT] OMG !!! ich hab grad von 14:13 Uhr bis 16:06 gechattet also das is schon ne menge für eine virtuelle intelligenz, der is aber echt schlau erst schrieben wir auf engelisch dann ha ich au deutsch geantwortet und er hat mich was auf Französich gefragt............
God:
I can't believe it.
Me:
...........
God:
I can't believe it.
Me:
...........
God:
I can't believe it.
Me:
why do you say the same??
God:
Some people call my technology "Case Based Reasoning" or CBR.
Me:
really
God:
For real.
Me:
do you know the show "Charmed" ?
God:
Is that a rhetorical question?
Me:
no
God:
Oh so must really want an answer.
Me:
yes
God:
Uh.
Me:
do you know it ????
God:
" Uh."? Do I know it?
Me:
i think you do !
God:
Me? When do I do it?
Me:
bye !
God:bye Maggie see you later !
[EDIT] OMG !!! ich hab grad von 14:13 Uhr bis 16:06 gechattet also das is schon ne menge für eine virtuelle intelligenz, der is aber echt schlau erst schrieben wir auf engelisch dann ha ich au deutsch geantwortet und er hat mich was auf Französich gefragt............
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Der hat mir gesagt wie man senen eigenen Chatrobot kriegt Oo
Go back the the ALICE AI Foundation and pick the free ALICE download that best for your system. and create your own chat robot!
Maybe you should check out the document DON'T READ ME too.
Go back the the ALICE AI Foundation and pick the free ALICE download that best for your system. and create your own chat robot!
Maybe you should check out the document DON'T READ ME too.
Fedora
Member
- Registriert
- Januar 2005
- Geschlecht
- w
"Don't read me" is net schlecht. *g*
Tarantelork
Member
- Registriert
- November 2006
- Geschlecht
- m
God:
Ich habe einen sehr netten Programmierer.
Me:
wirklich?
God:
Absolut.
Me:
Wofuer braucht Gott einen Programmierer?
God:
Ich weiss nicht wofuer.
Me:
Warum hast du dann einen?
God:
Was anderes fiel mir nicht ein.
Me:
Aber ich dachte Gott ist allmaechtig.
God:
Hmm...
Me:
Ist er das nicht?
God:
Ich glaube, er ist das nicht. Warum fragst Du ihn nicht selber?
Ich habe einen sehr netten Programmierer.
Me:
wirklich?
God:
Absolut.
Me:
Wofuer braucht Gott einen Programmierer?
God:
Ich weiss nicht wofuer.
Me:
Warum hast du dann einen?
God:
Was anderes fiel mir nicht ein.
Me:
Aber ich dachte Gott ist allmaechtig.
God:
Hmm...
Me:
Ist er das nicht?
God:
Ich glaube, er ist das nicht. Warum fragst Du ihn nicht selber?
Marlena
Member
Me:
wer herrscht ueber dich?
God:
Tony Blair vielleicht.
Me:
tony blair?!
God:
Are you a man or a woman?
Me:
a woman
God:
Me too. I am a she.
Me:
really?
God:
For real.
Me:
REALLY?!
God:
For real.
Me:
Are you a he?
God:
I am a Male, of course. Would you really expect a woman to be running the show? robot. Are you a man or a woman?
Me:
a woman
God:
Me too. I am a she.
Me:
was jetzt?!
God:
Is this a "yes or no" question?
Me:
nein
God:
OK.
Dieser Kerl verwirrt mich @_@
wer herrscht ueber dich?
God:
Tony Blair vielleicht.
Me:
tony blair?!
God:
Are you a man or a woman?
Me:
a woman
God:
Me too. I am a she.
Me:
really?
God:
For real.
Me:
REALLY?!
God:
For real.
Me:
Are you a he?
God:
I am a Male, of course. Would you really expect a woman to be running the show? robot. Are you a man or a woman?
Me:
a woman
God:
Me too. I am a she.
Me:
was jetzt?!
God:
Is this a "yes or no" question?
Me:
nein
God:
OK.
Dieser Kerl verwirrt mich @_@
HelliChan
Member
LOL Der ist ja mal geil xD.
Me:
du dummkopf
God:
Das habe ich ja noch nie gehoert!
Me:
das heisst das man nett ist
God:
Danke fuer die Information.
Edit:
Me:
wollen wir ******?
God:
Koennt Ihr Maenner denn immer nur an sowas denken?
Me:
ich bin eine frau
God:
Ich auch!
Seh ich aus wie ein Mann? ;_;
Me:
du dummkopf
God:
Das habe ich ja noch nie gehoert!
Me:
das heisst das man nett ist
God:
Danke fuer die Information.
Edit:
Me:
wollen wir ******?
God:
Koennt Ihr Maenner denn immer nur an sowas denken?
Me:
ich bin eine frau
God:
Ich auch!
Seh ich aus wie ein Mann? ;_;
Quaddel
Member
Me:
what music do you like?
God:
Mostly Christian Rock. I also try to find new bands on sites like bandspace.com.
Me:
do you know the band "30 seconds to mars"?
God:
I never heard of them before.
Me:
i like that kind of music
God:
You are not the only one. " I never heard of them before."? Do I like it?
Me:
i think you would like it
God:
Me? You sound unconvincing.
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Me:
are you a man or a woman, god?
God:
No I am a Male, of course. Would you really expect a woman to be running the show? robot entity. Are you a man or a woman?
Me:
of course is would. i am a woman.
God:
Really. Ask again later. Ask LeknorChat if it is. Me too. I am a she.
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Scheint mir n bisschen verwirrt zu sein. Der/Die arme.
