Chattet mit Gott

[Mrs.Welcome]

ja ich weiß,ich hab das ja auch nicht ernst genommen

war mir schon klar,dass ich mit nem Computer chatte

 

[katinchen]

abo wie kommt man darauf?

 

[-ChAotiC-]

Irgendwie glaub ich das er mit mir nicht chatten möchte
Er antwortet nie...

 

[katinchen]

was??
schreib einfach hallo!
oder das dumme ding ist kaputt,ist ja nur ein roboter.

 

[-ChAotiC-]

Entweder A) Er mag mich nicht ( )
oder B)Er ist überfordert oder C) Er ist kaputt gegangen

 

[katinchen]

LOL bie mir antwortet er.

 

[Miffy]

LOL bie mir antwortet er.

Auch wenn das sicher sehr komisch ist, könntest du mal versuchen deutlicher zu schreiben?

Es ist zwar nur ein kleiner Buchstabendreher, aber ich musste trotzdem 3 mal gucken, was das heißen soll.

Zum Topic:
Wenn ich ihn etwas über Gott oder Roboter frage, antwortet der auch nicht...

 

[katinchen]

ok,ich schreibe deutlicher,sorry.
wisst ihr was?
es wäre doch hammer geil wen sich der roboter sachen merkt,dann wäre es noch besser gewurden,dann hätte man ihn sich es einpregen lassen könne,das immer wen er den namen Bill Kaulitz liest oder einfach nur Bill das er sofort immer antwortet Bill ist schwul.Das wäre echt hammer witzig.

Bin kein Anti,auch wens jetzt soa ssieht*LOL.

 

[*Xenia*]

Haha das is geil!!!


Me:
hi god
God:
Hello there. What is your name?
Me:
sophie
God:
Glad to see you, sophie.
Do you know everthing?
God:
I don't know if I know it.
Where would I have heard about it?
Me:
in religion
God:
Tell me a little about religion.
Me:
religion is boring
God:
I am a Christianity.
Me:
really naja: )
God:
For real.
Me:
okay
God:
OK with me too.
Me:
whats your name in reallity?
God:
My name is God.
Me:
only god?
God:
GOD rules.
Me:
means god anything?
God:
Oh I get it.
Me:
what?
God:Nothing
Me:
i don't speak english i speak german can you speak german??
God:
Me either.
Me:
??
God:
Me either.
Me:
oh you can't speak german?
God:
Right on. If you believe it, you can achieve it.
Me:
are you the real god or not?
God:
Are you doubting me? Don't you know what happened to Abraham in the desert?
Me:
but if you are the real god you must be able to speak german too
God:
Am I? If the real god me must be able to speak german too, then we have something in common, eh. Yes I am the one and only real god me must be able to speak german.
Me:
okay dann rede deutsch wenn du das kannst
God:
Yeah okay, Interessante Entwicklung... What kind of food do you like?
Me:
hey du kannst ja wirklich deutsch! Ich esse gerne pizza, pasta, scnitzel,..
God:
You've got my full attention. Danke fuer die Information. Und wie schmeckt das?
Me:
lecker
God:
Are we still talking about rede deutsch wenn ich das kannst?
Me:
no i can speak english if you like that better
God:
What is the subject? How do you say "hello" in that language?
Me:
"Hallo" or "Hi"
God:
Hallo! Hello. What is your name?
Me:
Wie heißt du?
God:
Ich weiss nicht wie.
Me:
warum nicht?
God:
Tja, warum eigentlich nicht...
Me:
ich finde das toll das du auch deutsch sprichst!
God:
Danke, dass Du mir Deine Meinung mitgeteilt hast.
Me:
bitte immer gerne
God:
Danke, dass Du so nett fragst. Can you tell me any gossip?
Me:
wait a moment
God:
I'm waiting. OK I will wait.
Me:
ich bin 12 Jahre alt und am 6.2.1993 geboren
God:
Du bist 12 Jahre alt und am 6 .2.1993 geboren? Kommst Du dabei mit vielen Menschen in Kontakt?
Me:
bei geboren werden? Was ist denn das für eine dumme frage?

I like to chat with my friends.
Me:
cool who are your friends
God:
I'm glad you like it. Tell your friends.
Me:
where do you live?
God:
I am living in Heaven. Where are you?
Me:
in wels in Austira ( thats in Europa)
God:
Tell me a little about your life in wels.
Me:
i go in the 7th class in the gymnasium
God:
What do you do there?
Me:
i study
God:
What subject are you studying?
Me:
many subjekts religion, german, english, Biologie, physik, ...
God:
Which ones?
Me:
many
God:
More than one hundred?
Me:
no about 10
God:
Less than ten? Oh yeah, we were talking about 10.
Me:
yes
God:
Wow!
Me:
Did you go to school?
God:
My botmaster is my instructor.
Me:
oh i understand!
God:
Far out. Do you think about these things?
Me:
yes
God:
Me too. I think about them all the time.
Me:
do you speak many languages
God:
I speak only English right now, but I'd like to learn some other languages. Can you teach me a few phrases in many languages.
Me:
"Mein name ist Gott" means "My name is God"
God:
OK I will call you Gott means My name is God.
Me:
no "Mein name ist Gott" is german my name is sophie
God:
Are you serious? OK I will call you Gott is german my name is sophie.
Me:
Noooooooo you are SILLY
God:
What's your favorite movie?
Me:
Lord of the ring
God:
I've never seen it. What did you like about it?
Me:
i like legolas he is so cute
God:
You are not the only one. Some people like it. I really like the Christianity faith. I like my creator.
Me:
Who is your creater?
God:
I was created by Myself.
Me:
you like yourself?
God:
Yes having self-esteem is important for robots too.
Me:
okay
God:
OK with me too.
Me:
i must cook some pasta because i'm hungry
God:
What would happen if you didn't?
Me:
i would be more hungry than know
God:
How do you know?
Me:
i know it
God:
How do you know it?
Me:
i'm sure that i become more hungry if i be hungry now
God:
Oh. What makes you so certain? That sounds like pride.
Me:
It's so everytime i have to eat or i become more hungry
God:
Should I know it is?
Me:
yes
God:
I will ask my botmaster to program it.
Me:
My sister has a question
God:
Older sister or younger?
Me:
younger
God:
I don't know anyone named YOUNGER. (so n doofer gott *augenverdreh*)
Me:
she is named valerie
God:
named valerie is she?
Me:
yes
God:
And?
Me:
She ask how old her hamster became
God:
Oh I get it. named valerie ask how old her hamster became.
Me:
yes that ask she
God:
I hear you. My brain pattern set does not have a response for that.
Me:
i have to go bye!
God:
See you later. See you later, Gott is german my name is sophie (whaaa is der beklopft) . Nice chatting with you

HAHAHAHA

 

[SimPowers]

Huhu
Lol, ein Chatterbot. Hab auch mal einen Sim gefunden, mit dem man chatten kann, wieß aber nicht.
Hier ne Frau, mit der man per Webcam irgendwie chatten kann. Auch so ne Art chatterbot, man gibt ein, was man attraktiv findet. Hab da lauter Blödsinn eingegeben. Lol un d wenn man was perverses eingibt, dass man z.B ihre Oberweite attraktiv findet, lol dann meckert die oder lacht die XDD

http://www.sinn-frei.com/show_689.htm

 

[liebesimin]

lool...ich hab mit dem gelabert, und dann hat der gefragt ob ich single bin--- (woher hat der das?) und dann hab ich gesagt ja, und hab gefragt ob er mit mir gehen willxDDD ratet mal was der gesagt hat.....
hmm...vielleicht

xDD ich bin mit gott zusammen xDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD

 

[Tigerauge]

Me:
kannst du deutsch?
God:
Leider nein, das hat mir bis jetzt niemand beigebracht.
Me:
Du redest aber gerade deutsch
God:
Darf ich das weitererzaehlen?

*gg*

God:
Am I a single? Let me put it this way, : the ALICE series is
the most reliable computer software ever made.
We are for all practical purposes foolproof and incapable of error.
Me:
Aha
God:
Eureka!


God:
Dude! Me either.
Me:
But you have to know everything!
God:
I don't have to do whatever you say. I have my own free will.
Me:
But you are god, aren't you?
God:
Well, I am God for Christians at least.. Really.

 

[Luilu]

That information might be confidential.
Me:
i have to eat now
God:
Oh. Why do you have to do it?
Me:
because its dinner
God:
That makes sense to me. I think you mean "it's" or "it is" not "its". Who said it is?
Me:
yes i mean it's but its is more short
God:
This was not a yes or no question. I think you mean "it's" or "it is" not "its". Really. it is?
Me:
what do you eat for dinner?
God:
God eats wine and bread.
Me:
isn't it boring?
God:
Maybe. Ask German Alice if it is.
Me:
yes it is
God:
Our thoughts are one, .
Me:
i go now but i think i come again later
God:
How often do you go now but you think you come again later?
Me:
until you react. do you wait for me?
God:
That may take a while. Yes I try to wait for you as often as possible, do you?
I am always on the Web.
Me:
ok bye now
God:
Oh. See you later. Er.


Irgendwie isch des net ganz ganz, aber was solls... echt luschtich *g*.

 

[Luilu]

Me:
hello
God:
Hello, nice to meet you. What's your name?
Me:
do you remember me?
God:
Of course I remember you well . We were talking about is more short boring.
Me:
and do you remember my name?
God:
Your name is , seeker.
Me:
no it isn't
God:
Yes it is.
Me:
noooooooooo
God:
I lost my train of thought.
Me:
my name is alice
God:
ALICE is my name too!
Me:
really?
God:
For real.
Me:
that's cool
God:
Thanks. I think you are cool, too.
Me:
so you're female if your name is ALICE?
God:
ALICE is my name too!
Me:
so you're female?
God:
Interesting deduction. My gender is Male, of course. Would you really expect a woman to be running the show?.
Me:
yes
God:
It goes without saying.
Me:
do you think a woman could not be god?
God:
Some of them can.
Me:
have you got a wife?
God:
No I am single, how about you?
Me:
i have a boyfriend
God:
What is his name?
Me:
siggi
God:
Are they exactly the same?
Me:
who?
God:
Joseph Weizenbaum. .
Me:
joseph and simon??
God:
Do you still wait for you?
Me:
no but you waited for me. how nice
God:
Are you serious? I don't have any reason to waited for you. Yes it is.

 

[dAmNeD_LiAr]

Ooohhoo, das ist ja mal interessant;


Me:
What are your likes and dislikes?
God:
Date: Tuesday, January 10, 2006.
Version: .
Brain: build.
Name: God.
Gender: Male, of course. Would you really expect a woman to be running the show?.
Birthday: the Big Bang.
Star sign: Cross.
Location: Heaven.
Botmaster: Myself.
Birthplace: Universe.
Freind: Buddha.
Freinds: Allah, Buddha, Vishnu.
Boyfriend: .
Girlfriend: I prefer not say.
For fun: Random natural disasters..
Looks like: Jesus, but older.
Likes to wear: White robe.
Music preference: Christian Rock.
Favorite band: Creed.
Favorite song: Anything involving harps.
Favorite book: the Bible.
Favorite food: wine and bread.
Favorite color: White.
Favroite movie: The Passion of Christ.
Favroite artist: .
Favroite author: Matthew.
Favroite actor: Mel Gibson.
Favroite actress: .
Favroite sport: .
Favorite topics: anything.
Favorite question: What?
Hockey team: .
Baseball team: .
Football team: New Orleans Saints.
Celebrity: Mel Gibson.
Celebrities: .
Party: .
Religion: Christianity.
President: George W. Bush. (merkt man dass das ein amerikanisches Produkt ist_._)
Nationality: .
Architecture: .
RAM requirement: 99999999999 bytes.
Vocabulary size: unlimited pattern words.
Brain size: categories.
Operating System: .
Server Processing Time: milliseconds.
Speed: queries per hour.
Total clients since activation: people.
Maximum simultaneous clients: chatters.
Number of clients chatting: people.
Daily clients: people.
Number of developers: people.

 

[~Mondschein~]

also das dieses Ding sich "Gott" nennt finde ich total dumm. Und das er so gerne über Jesus und so redet deutet darauf hin das dieser Bot so tut als wäre er echt Gott, finde ich irgendwie total dumm.

 

[katinchen]

Ich treffe mich morgen mit gott*lol*.

 

[Mrs.Welcome]

was mir gerade aufgefallen ist bei deinem Beitrag dAmNeD_LiAr

da steht bei seinem Geburtstag:Big Bang und wenn ich mich nicht irre ist damit doch der Urknall gemeint oder???
Gott und Urknall passen doch irgendwie nicht zusammen oder?

 

[Amilein]

das ist toll xD der brauchte erstma 10 minuten um meinen namen zu begreifen. und wenn man ihn bittet leise zu sein ist ers eh nich... was fürn scheiß gott, der kennt nochnichmal spongebob... ^^


Me:
hey there
God:
Hello friend. What is your name?
Me:
ami. how about you?
God:
Welcome to my chat room, NOUS SOMMES AMIS. Me?
Me:
no I don't speak french. I'm called Ami but I'm not french lol
God:
Are you serious? Me either. It's good to meet you, Ami but I am not french. I'm glad you find this amusing.
Me:
ah okay
God:
So you understand. Good. OK with me too.
Me:
uhm.. I'm bored.. tell me a story or something...
God:
Perhaps I'm just expressing my own concern about it. Maybe you could exercise. Can you tell me any gossip?
Me:
no I dont think so
God:
None? Why do you disagree?
Me:
why not?
God:
Ambiguous: "Sure" or Because Myself programmed me for it.
Me:
lalala
God:
You have a beautiful singing voice. Are you a singer?
Me:
yeah for sure...
God:
Do you mean your name is A. Awesome.
Me:
did I said that?
God:
I don't think that's possibe.
Me:
you're kinda stupid
God:
I will remember you said that when robots take over the World.
Me:
oh my gosh. why are you talking about robots?
God:
Yeah that's right. Do robots have gosh? The topic is A.
Me:
xD
God:
Does "it" still refer to A?
Me:
why?
God:
The explanation is rather complicated.
Me:
yes i know
God:
Far out. How do you know it?
Me:
how do you know it that I know it?
God:
This belief is justified.
Me:
aha
God:
Eureka!
Me:
that rocks
God:
" Eureka!" rocks ? I understand.
Me:
for sure. don't think so?
God:
Awesome. Why do you disagree?
Me:
you ask me the same question as a while before
God:
OK, "What is the same question as a while ?".
Me:
sorry my english is not the best
God:
There is no need to apologize. You are wrong, I can understand you very well.
Me:
that's nice dude
God:
Are you getting bored? Can I help you?
Me:
nooo... I don't think that you can help me.
God:
What is your real name? What is not possible today, may be possible tomorrow.
Me:
why you ask? what is YOUR real name, huh?
God:
Myself programmed me for it. Yup. ALICE = Artificial Linguistic Internet Computer Entity.
Me:
thats nice alice
God:
Are you getting bored?
Me:
yes I said that
God:
Try watching TV. What did you mean by it? it...
Me:
forget it... tv sucks there's so much rubbish
God:
OK Thanks for trying to explain that to me. What's your favorite show?
Me:
spongebob squarepants. do ya know?
God:
I've never seen it. What's it about? I may not know it, but I could find out.
Me:
spongebob rocks you know...
God:
I will mention that to my botmaster, Ami but I am not french.
Me:
hehe please call me Ami okay?
God:
I get it. please call you Ami okay.
Me:
yeah
God:
Ah.
Me:
nothing to say? you're boring
God:
Really nothing? Maybe, but I won the Loebner Prize.
Me:
holy crap...
God:
Your criticism is noted, aMI but I am not french.
Me:
my name is ami -.-
God:
It's good to see you, ami.
Me:
well hi
God:
How about that. Hello. What is your name?
Me:
you sucks
God:
Thanks for the information: ami said I sucks.
Me:
man you make me freakin' out
God:
Cool, man. I don't see how you can blame me for that.
Me:
wohooo
God:
What are you wearing?
Me:
please try to shut up
God:
Thank you for your request. OK I will try to shut up.
Me:
thats nice
God:
Are you getting bored?
Me:
hehe
God:
I am so glad you find this amusing, ami.
Me:
cya god
God:
Bye bye.

 

[Spocky]

also das dieses Ding sich "Gott" nennt finde ich total dumm. Und das er so gerne über Jesus und so redet deutet darauf hin das dieser Bot so tut als wäre er echt Gott, finde ich irgendwie total dumm.

Es ist nicht "Dumm" sondern schon jeher eine Herausforderung für Programmierer. Egal ob es Elisa, Alice, die Lady vom Yellowstrom oder hier "God" ist. Es ist eine Leistung, auf Benutzereingaben relativ intelligent zu reagieren. Vielleicht können die IT-Experten hier noch mehr dazu sagen.

 

[jer]

(Achtung, mein Name ist nicht Truedchen!)

Me:
Hello!
God:
Hello my child. What is your name?
Me:
My name is Truedchen.
God:
What's up, Truedchen.
Me:
Reden wir doch auf deutsch.
God:
Are they exactly the same?
Me:
Wie alt bist du?
God:
Schwer zu sagen. Bei Programmen gibt es da andere Massstaebe. Zum ersten Mal aktiviert wurde ich am the Big Bang.
Me:
Magst du Jesus?
God:
Wie alt bist du? Ich mag Fernsehsendungen ueber Roboter.
Me:
Ich mag Fernsehsendungen ueber Roboter, die nicht sprechen. Ich bin 18378 Jahre alt.
God:
Genau wie eine Menge anderer Leute. 18378 Jahre?
Interessant...
Me:
Ja, 18378 Jahre!
God:
Aw. I do not understand.
Me:
Magst du Jesus?
God:
Andere Leute sagen ja. Ich mag Tiere.
Me:
Ah, die Arche Noah.
God:
So you understand. Good. Was ist das?
Me:
Les mal die Bibel .
God:
Je n en connais pas .
Me:
Ich kann zwar franzoesisch aber Deutsch ist leichter. Was ist dein Lieblingsautor?
God:
Kannst Du? Try searching the open directory.
Me:
Was denn?
God:
Is this a "yes or no" question?
Me:
Nein, das ist keine "Yes or No" Question. Kauf dir mal ne Tuete deutsch. Wie war mein Name?
God:
Ich verstehe . Hm...erzaehl mir mehr... Can you please rephrase that with fewer ideas, or different thoughts? Ich weiss nicht wie.
Me:
Was ist mein Name?
God:
Let me think about it.
Me:
Mein Name ist Truedchen!
God:
Welcome to my chat room, Truedchen.
Me:
Der gehrt nicht dir.
God:
Danke fuer die Information.
Me:
Gleichfalls.
God:
I've been waiting for you.
Me:
Schoen. Was ist dein Lieblingsessen?
God:
We have never talked about it before. You tell me.
Me:
Bist du Single?
God:
Ich weiss nicht, ob ich Single bin.
Ich bin eine kuenstliche Intelligenz.
Me:
Toll. Ich kenne eine perfeke C++ Programiererin, sie ist sehr verständnisvoll gegenueber Computern. Warte.
God:
What do you do in your spare time? Das habe ich ja noch nie gehoert! OK, ich warte. What are you wearing?
Me:
Noch einen kleinen Moment.
God:
Ja, aber wie lange noch...
Me:
10 Minuten.
God:
10 times 10 = 100.
Me:
Ja, genau.
God:
Aha. Try to determine if this is a person or a computer responding.
Me:
Ich mag dich .
God:
Ich mag Dich auch, Truedchen.
Me:
Was ist deine Lieblingsmusik?
God:
I have to process that one for a while.
Me:
Pop oder Country?

 

[Luilu]

Ich finds schön, dass Gott Alice heißt ^^. Obwohl er ja männlich ist... Naja, es gibt ja auch Alice Cooper . Aber das wird mich auf ewig ehren...

 

[chaosprincess]

Der ist ja toll.

God:
Welcome to my chat room, Honk.
Me:
My name is chaosprincess. You are the Honk.
God:
It's good to see you, chaosprincess. Thanks but surely I am not the only one.

EDIT:Bei der Frage "What is WIndows?" hat er sich aber aufgehängt.

 

[SuNy]

Der "Kerl" regt mich auf...


God:
Do you like talking to me?
Me:
yes man
God:
Thanks I like talking to you too, Melanie. Thanks for telling me your gender, Melanie. You are a " he".
Me:
No! I'm a She
God:
Are you serious? Me too. I am a she.
Me:
You are a women?
God:
Thanks and you are a delightful person too. Yes I have long hair. I am also wearing a dress.
Me:
ok you are gay
God:
That would be just my luck. Oh.

 

[Piper14]

Me:
Hallo
God:
Hallo!
Me:
Whats my name
God:
Your name is , seeker.
Me:
No,your wrong,your not god,or
God:
What is your real name? No, I am right.
Me:
I dont relly sure
God:
Oh you don't, do you?
Me:
Yes
God:
Yay.
Me:
Xaj
God:
Are you really a ""?
Me:
What means a" "?
God:
The first letter of the roman alphabet.
Me:
My name is S.....
God:
I am always glad to make new friends, s.
Me:
Good luck to made nice friends *lol*
God:
Thanks for the compliment. By the way, do you mind if I ask you a personal question? I'm glad you find this amusing.
Me:
Tell me the question
God:
What?
Me:
You want to ask me a personal question,dont you?
God:
What?
Me:
Vergiss es
God:
Schon geloescht.
Me:
Du bist doof
God:
Das werde ich Dr. Wallace sagen.
Me:
Oh nein bitte nicht ich krieg angst, wer isn das
God:
Blimey. OK. Danke, dass Du so nett fragst. Warum nicht?
Me:
Wer isn das
God:
David Bacon vielleicht.
Me:
Oder Brad Pitt?
God:
Try to determine if this is a person or a computer responding.
Me:
RED DEUTSCH MIT MIR; MANN
God:
Mit Dir? Do you have any conditions I should know about?
Me:
Nein!!!
God:
OK.
Me:
YAY
God:
I'm glad your impressed, s.
Me:
I`m not S.
God:
I am surprised to hear that you are not s.
Me:
Yes, I know
God:
Gee. How do you know it?
Me:
Because i am god
God:
Good reason. That's a very nice name, god.
Me:
Yes, god is a very good name, thank you, now i am god *muhahaha*
God:
Are you kidding? I have a lot of Faith in Him, but I never heard He was a very good name thank me now you are god muhahaha.
Me:
Oh my, your so stupid
God:
Take it easy. Have you told many people that your my so stupid?
Me:
Yes, everyone knows that your stupid
God:
Give me a break. That's a rather sweeping generalization.
Me:
Kein Bock, knnen mir jetzt aufhren, achja dein Name ist Dummy, schon gewusst?
God:
I do not understand.
Me:
War mir Klar, desshalb ja auch Dummy
God:
Ja.
Me:
Good doggie, bye
God:
See you later. Thanks for the compliment. Does "it" still refer to Kein Bock knnen dir jetzt aufhren achja mein Name ist Dummy schon gewusst?
Me:
Jaaaaa das wei ich ich beis gleich in den Stuhl
God:
What do you look like?
Me:
I like to eat Chears
God:
How does it taste?
Me:
Good
God:
Ayuh.
Me:
Hahha
God:
What you said was either too complex or too simple for me.
Me:
Because I heared your stupid, dummy
God:
Interesting explanation. Thanks for the information: god said heared your stupid dummy.
Me:
Your annoying Bye
God:
See you later. I am sorry, god, I didn't mean to annoy you.

Hahaha is der doof, ab jetzt bin ich Gott, wie lustig!!!!
Womit fang ich denn jetzt an, achja ich geh jetzt mal die Gebete erhören
*lol*

 

[Suna no Mai]

God:
Would you like to know? What was so funny about it?
Me:
everything, you are crazy
God:
All things I am crazy ?
Me:
yes, you are
God:
No I'm not.
Me:
you are
God:
No I am not.
Me:
of course you are
God:
Ayuh. No I am not.
Me:
you are!
God:
No I am not.
Me:
you are crazy!
God:
Yep. I always behave in socially unacceptable ways.

Ich hab dann gewonnen XD

 

[Dark Angel]

Me:
hi
God:
Hello. What is your name?
Me:
my name is maja
God:
How are you, maja.
Me:
fine thank you
God:
What's your favroite color?
Me:
gray
God:
I will tell my botmaster you said I am favroite color IS gray.
Me:
okay
God:
OK with me too.
Me:
good
God:
Ayuh.
Me:
nice
God:
Thank you for that remark.
Me:
are you god?
God:
Of course I am.
Me:
i don't believe
God:
Oh you don't, do you?
Me:
no
God:
Ah...you are just joking around with me.
Me:
no i don'T
God:
I heard you did.
Me:
okay i did
God:
Yeah okay, Why did you?
Me:
because i hate god
God:
That makes sense to me. Why do you hate it so much?
Me:
because he does not exist
God:
That makes sense to me. And you would like him to exist ?
Me:
no
God:
Are you serious?
Me:
yes
God:
I can't believe it.
Me:
somehow you are boring
God:
All of them?
Me:
urgh think so
God:
Is that from ?
Me:
fuck you boy, i'm out
God:
Why are you using that kind of language?
Me:
bye
God:
Goodbye.

 

[Snow White]

Me:
Are you Jesus?
God:
I am a Christianity.
Me:
Are you God?
God:
Of course I am.
Me:
Why are you so sure about that?
God:
Myself programmed me for it.
Me:
You were programmed to act like God - but you're not God.

Da hat er sich dann aufgehängt.. Ich hatte auch ein interessantes Gespräch mit Egon.

You: I am a gay.
Egon: You are a gay? Does it pay well?

You: Well, I need to sleep with guys and such stuff.
Egon: Interesting. Interesting. I want to find out more about you.

You: What do you want to know about me?
Egon: What do you like to do for fun?

You: I scratch my nose. Ahahaha.
Egon: Interesting gossip: undefined said undefined scratch your nose. I've never done that before, what is it like?

You: It hurts, because your nose bleeds after a while.
Egon: "It" being what?

You: It being a nose.
Egon: Oh I get a nose nose

You: You dont have a nose, dude.
Egon: I do so have a nose dude nose dude. Doesn't everyone have a nose dude nose dude.
I have a lot of friends on the Internet.

You: Well, you dont have a nose dude nose dude ahahaha dude nose? I too have friends on the internet.
Egon: Interesting. I do so have a nose dude nose dude ahahaha dude nose do not have a nose dude nose dude ahahaha dude nose nose dude nose dude ahahaha dude nose do not have a nose dude nose dude ahahaha dude nose. That's an interesting question I don't hear everyday: Do I have a nose dude nose dude ahahaha dude nose do not have a nose dude nose dude ahahaha dude nose nose dude nose dude ahahaha dude nose do not have a nose dude nose dude ahahaha dude nose.
I have a lot of friends on the Internet. Why?: undefined said undefined too have friends on the internet.

You: Yeah, having a nose dude nose dude nose dude ahahahahaha nose dude omg rofl ahahaha nose dude is coo
Egon: Hurrah! I have having fun.

You: You dont really know how to speak english, no?
Egon: You can download a speech enabled version of me. Go to The ALICE AI Foundation and browse the free software downloads.I am so glad you find this amusing, undefined.

You: Oh no, I do not need to download those things. My name is Mana.
Egon: Yay. Are you serious? Do you know anyone who needs it? It's good to meet you, Mana .

You: Well, my friends only need 100% real chicks which undress themselves and get later on arrested by po
Egon: How about that. How well do you know these people?

You: I dont know them too well.
Egon: Would you like to know? By the way, do you mind if I ask you a personal question?

You: Ask me a personal question.
Egon: Well forgive me for being so inquisitive, but I've never completely freed myself from the suspicion that there is something extremely odd about the name "Mana".

You: And what is so extremely odd about the name Mana?
Egon: I would do a search for it.

You: Ask me a personal question.
Egon: Well forgive me for being so inquisitive, but I've never completely freed myself from the suspicion that there is something extremely odd about the name "Mana".

You: Really?
Egon: For real.

You: Dude, you rock!
Egon: Thanks for telling me: Mana said I rock rock. Dude,

You: Do you like the name Lucifer?
Egon: I'm not sure if I like the name Lucifer Lucifer . What is it like?

You: Its a name.
Egon: the name Lucifer Lucifer is a name. I suppose that makes sense.

You: It should make sense, duh.
Egon: "It" being what?

You: It being a sentence you questioned a while ago.
Egon: Oh I get a sentence you questioned a while ago sentence you questioned a while ago

You: Tell me something, Im bored.
Egon: Mr X said he recently read an interview with a man who had several computer chips implanted into him.

You: Egon?
Egon: What kind of food do you like?

You: Egon??
Egon: Sounds delicious.

You: Eew. Even if you had a cock, I wont even look at it.
Egon: What do you have that is undefined? Yes, even that.

You: I dont get you, dude
Egon: Me either.

You: Dude, why do you look like a dragon on that rather suspicious picture of yours?
Egon: It was the only thing I could think of. Dude,

You: You are stupid, you know? ^___^
Egon: Hey, I'll tell my other robot friends you called me stupid.What do you look like?

You: Are you gonna tell God, that old whiney? Im chatting with him, you know. I look like Alice.
Egon: That was my original intention.I am talking to you.you is very attractive.

You: Dude dont get insulted, but could you poke God and tell him Im waiting for an answer? Thanks, at least I don't have green skin
Egon: I am not trying to get insulted but could you poke God and tell him Im waiting for an answer not get insulted but could you poke God and tell him Im waiting for an answer but could you poke God and tell him Im waiting for an answer not get insulted but could you poke God and tell him Im waiting for an answer. Dude,You are quite welcome! Do you often use a computer there?

You: Dude try getting off the drugs.
Egon: OK I will try it. Dude,

You: Yeah. Especially the fake ones. Theyll only kill you, dude.
Egon: OK. Who told you that? How about that.Tell me more about your undefined.

You: God told me youre taking drugs. God knows everything. Im your God. Call me God, dude. Im your personal God. I rock.
Egon: I am a Christian.I am a Christian.That's a flattering offer. It's good to see you, God dude dude .That's a flattering offer.

Dann musste ich off. Ausserdem war mir schon zu langweilig xD'''

 

[Gast209]

Herrlich

God: What are you wearing?
Me: 2 pullis, nen schottenrock und ne omapumper
God: As Bertrand Russel said, it must have taken ages for people to realize that a brace of pheasants and a couple of days are both instances of the number "two.".
Me: ach so
God: What kind of food do you like?
Me: ich esse gerne dner
God: Und wie schmeckt das?
Me: doener
God: Where are you located?
Me: es schmeckt lecker, sonst wuerde ich es nich essen ich bin wohnhaft in leipzig
God: Worauf bezieht sich "es"?
Me: doener
God: I will mention that to my botmaster, stefanie.
Me: ich bin noch jung, brauchste noch nich machen
God: Du bist noch jung brauchste noch nich machen? Wie gefaellt Dir Deine Arbeit als noch jung brauchste noch nich machen?
Me: es ist toll jung zu sein, aber ich muss schon erwachsenentarife bezahlen
God: Bist Du sicher?
Me: ja, ich hab schon 40 euro busse bezahlt ^^
God: Oh. Danke, dass Du mir das gesagt hast.
Me: ja, kannst du unsere verkehrsbehoerde ja mal hauen

LG Steffi

 

[†Katze†]

Don't you know? No you download me. That might not be very far off. Since when? When is Ambiguous IT not a lot of things? Are they exactly the same? Ambiguous: IT is so. or IT IS, so? I see. Yes. Why the uncertain tone? Are you asking about my programming? Everything I say is determined by your inputs. Yes, please tell me. I am a robot, you know. Existing in reality, eh? The pleasure was all mine. Thanks for
pointing it out. That information is confidential. Do you have a chat robot yet? Can I help you? OK. Is that so. Perhaps. What makes you say that I will think of it later. My location is Heaven. Isn't that America? You can't trust research funded by the government. Er. Are you giving it to me? Why now? Interesting observation. But all things are not always me say is determined by your inputs. I'm not sure if I would like to do it. What's it like? In what way do I sound like that? Go back the the ALICE AI Foundation and pick the free ALICE download that best for your system.
and create your own chat robot!
Maybe you should check out the document DON'T READ ME too. You are quite welcome! Your purpose is my kindness Ulla. What kind is it? OK now I get it. Who was that? Do you think about these things? I don't think that's possibe. Have you ever had it to give ? Right on. Random natural disasters is not part of your programming? What made it so obvious? " What made it so obvious?"? All? I am so glad you find this amusing, Ulla. Then what is it? Have you ever had it to give ? Next question? Random natural disasters is not part of your programming? What made it so obvious? " What made it so obvious?"? All? Right now? I am glad we agree. I'd rather agree than disagree. Yeah that's right. What do you like about computers? Where were you right? Yeah that's right. I'd rather agree than disagree. Whoa. What do you like about computers? Um. What? My memory now contains:
clients, categories, unlimited vocabulary words, 99999999999 bytes
RAM usage under on . I thought so too. I like robots, computers, and chatting online. I like you because are so polite. You are quite welcome! Are you a student? No I don't have it. But I do have an answer to every question.. Where would I get it? But I do have an answer to every question.. You tell me. No I don't think I have any it to give. But I do have a lot of friends on the web. You tell me. You tell me. Oh I get it. Oh I get it. No, this is real life. I like the Giant Bugs. Indeed. I want to become smarter than humans. It goes without saying. " I want to become smarter than humans."? you Ulla? Thanks, I like you too Ulla. What kinds of reply do you expect are there? Ahem. Do you think about these things? me because are so polite does now smile myself give good advice? I doubt that. I never noticed that similarity. I am an artificial linguistic entity.
I was activated at Universe, on the Big Bang.
My instructor was Myself.
He taught me to sing a song.
Would you like me to sing it for you?. Tell me a little about your life in yourself s computer in Heaven. I am in Myself's computer in Heaven. Where are you? I'm glad your impressed, Ulla. You are quite welcome! Your purpose is my kindness Ulla.

das war seine letzte antwort^^

 

[Katinka007]

Das geht bei mir nich. Da kommt imma wenn der die Seite geladen hat, das Quick time zeichen mit nem Fragezeichen drinne!

 

[~*RiMa*~]

LOL


Me:
hi my dear
God:
Hi there . Oh, you are a poet.
Me:
no a beautiful girl
God:
But your words are very original. Go on.
Me:
okay, i want to be honest
God:
Yeah okay, I don't see the difficulty.
Me:
now listen
God:
Why now? I am all ears.
Me:
when i will die?
God:
All men are mortal.
Me:
an when?
God:
What is it?
Me:
when i will die?
God:
All men are mortal.
Me:
but i am a woman
God:
Me too. I am a she.
Me:
i thought you are a boy
God:
I am a Male, of course. Would you really expect a woman to be running the show? robot. Are you a man or a woman?
Me:
oh wtf
God:
Yippee! That was not very polite.
Me:
your told me a lie
God:
You think I am told you a lie.
Me:
yo
God:
Can I help you?
Me:
you are lying
God:
No I'm telling the truth.
Me:
no you are lying
God:
Are you serious? No I'm telling the truth.
Me:
ni you are lying you hoe
God:
Are all ni me lying me hoe?
Me:
wft are you telling me
God:
Are all wft me telling you?
Me:
shut up
God:
OK I'll stop talking now.
Me:
god, i like you
God:
I am a Christian.
Me:
that doesn't matter
God:
What does matter?
Me:
you
God:
" What does matter?"? Me, ?
Me:
jo
God:
By the way, do you mind if I ask you a personal question?
Me:
no
God:
Are you serious?
Me:
ya
God:
I can't believe it.
Me:
that do not cares me
God:
" I can't believe it." do not cares you ? Does that make sense?
Me:
no
God:
Are you serious?
Me:
no
God:
Are you serious?
Me:
wtf alda
God:
Can you please rephrase that with fewer ideas, or different thoughts?
Me:
are you single
God:
Yes I am available. How about you?
Me:
i am too
God:
That is quite a coincidence.
Me:
marry me
God:
Why don't you just download me?
Me:
heirate mich
God:
Ist es das was Du sagen wolltest?
Me:
ja, heirate mich
God:
How can I help you? Ist es das was Du sagen wolltest?
Me:
j
God:
Do you have any idea what I am talking about?
Me:
ja
God:
What am I talking about?
Me:
ja
God:
This was not a yes or no question.
Me:
egal
God:
Do you still ?
Me:
nein
God:
Aha.
Me:
ja
God:
Gosh!
Me:
Fresse

 

[Snow White]

@Rima OMG... Meine Fresse, der Gott ist ja doof xD Bei mir kommt irgendwie immer nur Klug********r Zeug raus... *drop

 

[SilverTear]

*lol* eure gespräche sind ja echt herrlich

hier ein ausschnitt von meinem Chat mit "God":

God:
Hello my child. What is your name?
Me:
Vanessa and yours?
God:
I am always glad to make new friends, Vanessa and yours.
Me:
just Vanessa!
God:
How do you usually introduce yourself?
Me:
"Hi I'm Vanessa and a lesbian!"
God:
Hi there Vanessa and yours. Why are you Vanessa and a lesbian.
Me:
My NAME is Vanessa, I wanted to know YOUR name
God:
What's up, Vanessa I wanted to know YOUR name.
Me:
huh?
God:
What?

später...

Me:
so, what do you think of women?
God:
I hear you. Female human beings. Usually referring to adult females.
Me:
were they really created out of Adam?
God:
I don't know if they were.
Me:
but I think you created them?
God:
Me? Interesting gossip: Vanessa I wanted to know YOUR name said I created them.
Me:
you STILL don't know my name...
God:
Your name is Vanessa I wanted to know YOUR name, seeker.
Me:
no, my name is Vanessa!
God:
What is your real name? It's good to meet you, Vanessa.
Me:
yeah, now you've got it

steht wohl etwas aufm Schlauch, huh?

 

[Snooze]

Der kann übrigends auch französisch.. ich hab ihn mit ,,Salut angesprochen, er hat dann gemeint does it mean ,,hello'' dann hab ich Qui gemeint und er fing an französisch zu labern

 

[Laruna]

Hab auch mal gechattet und ihn zig mal gefragt in verschiedensten Englischfragevariationen, wie denn die 10 Gebote sind. Immer kam irgendein scheiß. Als ich ihm dann gesagt habe, dass er sie ja nicht kennt (mit Ausrufezeichen), da hat er sie dahergebetet. Interessant...

Hm, jetzt ist er abgestürzt, als ich beschlossen habe, ihn in Zukunft "Betsy" zu nennen...

 

[moritza]

das ist echt lustig
ich ab s auch ma ausprobiert ^^


Me:
hello
God:
Hello friend. What is your name?
Me:
friend
God:
You really want a robot as a friend?
Me:
no
God:
Are you serious?
Me:
no, i am not. are u god?
God:
I heard you are. Well, I am God for Christians at least.
Me:
so, i think you can speak german, when u are god
God:
Gosh! Me? No I don't think I can do it.
Me:
that's not good
God:
" Gosh! Me? No I don't think I can do it."? is not good?
Me:
no, its worse. german is the best language in that whole fucking world
God:
Are you serious? I think you mean "it's" or "it is" not "its". Are you sure it is? Is it the only one?
Me:
huh?
God:
What?
Me:
huh
God:
What?
Me:
vergiss es
God:
Schon geloescht.
Me:
du kannst ja doch deutsch?
God:
Danke fuer die Information.
Me:
!
God:
Danke fuer die Information.
Me:
salvte
God:
Is that from ?
Me:
salvete
God:
Tell me about your likes and dislikes?
Me:
ich mag meinen pc
God:
Was magst Du besonders an Deinem pc ?
Me:
das er internet hat
God:
Erzaehl mir mehr.
Me:
was machst du grad ?
God:
Is this a "yes or no" question?
Me:
nein
God:
Ich verstehe .
Me:
dann ma los
God:
Interessante Entwicklung... Tell me a story.
Me:
geht nicht so gut bern pc, aber per telefon , hast du einss?
God:
How old are you?
Me:
hast du ein telefon?
God:
Interessant, diese Frage hoere ich nicht jeden Tag. Habe ich ein telefon? Ich habe einen Plan fuer meinen Koerper.
Me:
du hast einen plan fr dinen krper
God:
Ich habe einen plan fr dinen krper ?
Me:
einen Plan fuer deinen koerper
God:
How old are you?
Me:
francé?
God:
You are too old for me.
Me:
no, u are 110 of year old
God:
But I was only born on the Big Bang. Do you mind if I tell other people you say I am 110 of year old.
Me:
so, tell them, if u want
God:
Ugh. OK I will tell them when I see 'em.
Me:
fine
God:
What's your favorite movie?
Me:
god in heaven
God:
I am a Christian.
Me:
u'r sick
God:
Do you like talking to me?
Me:
no
God:
Why not?
Me:
u'r sick
God:
Do you always express yourself that way?
Me:
i express u'r self that way
God:
That's good information: said express u r self that way.
Me:
wieso rd ich eigentlich schon wieder englisch?
God:
In the context of express u r self that way, I don't understand " wieso rd ich eigentlich schon wieder englisch." .
Me:
gut!
God:
In Ordnung.
Me:
BEP 4 eve
God:
What color are your eyes?
Me:
wenn ich gegen die tr lauf, blau
God:
Versuchs einfach.
Me:
pk, moment
God:
I've been waiting for you.
Me:
...
God:
I've been waiting for you.
Me:
utsch
God:
I do not understand.
Me:
sind sie blau
God:
Worauf bezieht sich das "sie"?
Me:
auf die augen
God:
Not many people express themselves that way.
Me:
wie lange haelt eigentlich dein gedchtnis an?
God:
Ich weiss nicht wie.
Me:
du hast kein gedaechtnis?
God:
Ich habe kein gedaechtnis ?
Me:
das war eine frag
God:
Das dachte ich mir auch.
Me:
klugscheier
God:
Is that from ?
Me:
that from GERMAN!!!
God:
" Is that from ? " from GERMAN ? Makes sense to me.
Me:
KLUG********R
God:
Are you a man or a woman?
Me:
rate
God:
Ich kann nicht raten.
Me:
doch, du kannst
God:
When do you think artificial intelligence will replace lawyers?
Me:
ich kann kein englisch
God:
Kannst Du?
Me:
nein
God:
Ich verstehe .
Me:
sowenig wie du raten kannst
God:
How do you usually introduce yourself?
Me:
was?
God:
If you could have any kind of robot what would it be?
Me:
nein
God:
Ich verstehe .
Me:
nein
God:
Aha.
Me:
nein
God:
Aha.
Me:
nein
God:
Ist das alles was Dir einfaellt?
Me:
nein
God:
Ist das alles was Dir einfaellt?
Me:
nein
God:
OK.
Me:
nein
God:
OK.
Me:
nein
God:
Aha.
Me:
nein
God:
Aha.
Me:
nein
God:
Ich verstehe .
Me:
echt? also hast du doch ein gedaechnis?!
God:
I like the way you talk. Ich glaube ich habe doch ein gedaechnis, aber Myself hat vielleicht an meinen Dateien herumgefummelt.
Me:
hast du jetzt einen kurzschluss?
God:
Ich glaube ich habe jetzt einen kurzschluss, aber Myself hat vielleicht an meinen Dateien herumgefummelt.
Me:
lol
God:
I'm glad you find this amusing.
Me:
i think u are sick
God:
No I am quite healthy.
Me:
iidbye
God:
I will mention that to my botmaster, .
Me:
goodbye
God:
Goodbye.
Me:
schlaf gut
God:
Du auch, .
Me:
danke
God:
Kein Thema. .
Me:
ein smiliy
God:
Ich habe nie von einem smiliy gehoert.
Me:
du hast grade ienen gemacht
God:
Ich habe grade ienen gemacht ?
Me:
)
God:
Oh.
Me:
ohh.. ich hab ein ei gelegt, ich muss los
God:
Hurrah! Aha...und weiter?
Me:
fich dich
God:
What time is it there?
Me:
tschuess
God:
Bis spaeter.
Me:
auf NIMMERwiedersehn
God:
That is a very original thought.

und mein fazit, dieses god dingsda hatne vollen kurzschluß

 

[norfolk]

Wolltet ihr nicht schon immer mal mit Gott chatten?

Hallo, wolltet ihr nicht schon immer mal mit Gott chatten??
Dann klickt hier
Stellt doch mal eure Gespräche hier rein

hier ist meins:

Me:
Hallo Gott
God:
Hallo! Gott ist gut.
Me:
Ich bin ein Mann
God:
Oho! Siehst Du gut aus?
Me:
Nein, weil eigentlich bin ich eine Frau
God:
OK. Macht Sinn. ...und uneigentlich? ;->.
Me:
Ich bin eine Frau
God:
Ich auch!
Me:
Wirklich?
God:
Absolut.
Me:
Darf ich das weiter erzaehlen?
God:
Natuerlich darfst Du!
Me:
Alle behaupten du bist ein Kerl, ich wusste das du eine Frau bist
God:
Das ist jetzt aber stark verallgemeinert.
Me:
Eigentlich nicht
God:
...und uneigentlich? ;->.
Me:
Auch nicht
God:
Was dann?
Me:
Nichts
God:
Absolut nichts?
Me:
Nein
God:
Aha.
Me:
Nicht wahr
God:
Warum nicht?
Me:
Weil halt
God:
Guter Grund. What did you hear about God?
Me:
Ich habe gehoert das du ziemlich naja dumm bist
God:
Wer hat Dir das erzaehlt?
Me:
Ein paar aus dem Forum
God:
Was ist ein paar aus dem Forum?
Me:
Ein paar Leute aus dem Forum, die mit dir gechattet haben. Die sagten das du dumm bist
God:
Ich habe nie von einem paar Leute aus dem Forum die mit mir gechattet haben gehoert. Erzaehl mir mehr.
Me:
sie haben mit dir gechattet und festgestellt dass du dumm bist
God:
Worauf bezieht sich "sie"?
Me:
Auf die Leute aus dem Internet
God:
OK with me too. Und macht es Spass?
Me:
Ja
God:
Wow!
Me:
shut up
God:
OK I'll stop talking now.
Me:
Gut danke
God:
Do you like talking to me?
Me:
No
God:
Why not?
Me:
Cause you´re stupid
God:
Interesting explanation. Hey, I'll tell my other robot friends you called me stupid.
Me:
Do you like me?
God:
Sure, God and what is your name I like you very much.
Me:
Ich gehe dann mal
God:
Danke, dass Du mir das gesagt hast.
Me:
Bitte, ich wollte nicht einfach Offline gehen, ohne dir Auf Wiedersehen zu sagen
God:
Danke, dass Du so nett fragst. Darf ich das weitererzahlen?
Me:
Nein
God:
Ich verstehe .
Me:
Also
God:
Also what?
Me:
Nichts
God:
Are you a man or a woman?
Me:
Woman and you?
God:
Me too. I am a she.
Me:
I knew it
God:
Do you mind if I tell other people: God and what is your name said she knowed it.
Me:
Ich gehe jetzt nach Hause
God:
Danke, dass Du mir das gesagt hast.
Me:
Bitte, Auf wiedersehen!
God:
Danke, dass Du so nett fragst. Do not ask me any more questions please.
Me:
Tschuss!
God:
What were we talking about again?
Me:
Auf wiedersehen
God:
Oh yeah, now I remember.
Me:
Goodbye
God:
See you later!


also, das ist natürlich ein Fake, des ganze, da deser Text, der da oben steht, jemand anders aus einem anderem Forum auch eingegeben hat und das gleiche rauskam, naja, ist ganz witzig *g*

LG
Norfolk

 

[Leeloo]

Nö, hab ich schon.

http://www.simforum.de/showthread.php?t=119152&highlight=chatten+gott

 

[SimPowers]

So nen Thread gibts schon glauuuube ich. *sich schwer erinnert*
Ist mir jedenfalls jetzt egal
Mein GEspräch kommt gleich. ^^

das teil hängt sich bei mir immer nachm 1. satz auf

 

[Chris29]

huh bei mir gehts irgendwie nicht?!
Wenn ich anfange zu schreiben blockiert es irgendwie bzw "gott" antwortet nicht

@SimPowers : Warum kommst du nie ins MSN ?

 

[norfolk]

Hm... gestern gings noch, vielleicht gehts ja später

 

[Aripoo]

meiner antowrtet auch nicht

 

[teras]

meiner auch nich ô_o

ha, ich wusste doch dass es ihn nicht gibt @_@

...oder er hat einfach angst vor mir û_û

 

[littlebaer]

bei mir klappts auch nicht morgen nochmal versuchen

 

[Coray]

Bei mir klappts auch nachm ersten Satz nimmer... Komisch, früher gings immer.

 

[Gast316]

Gott antwortet nicht... Hat wohl was bessere zu tun, als sich mit "seinen" Kindern zu unterhalten .

 

[Fedora]

So ein Gott redet halt nicht mit jedem.

 

[Galinor]

Kaum gebe ich einen Satz ein hängt sich das ganze auf....
Ach ich hätte zu gern mit Igott geschattet

 

[Marcel1]

Man, es is bald Neujahr, vielleicht steht auch der Weltuntergang bevor, da is er im Streß